Dara O’Briain knows his shit.
A man is attacked by a dog, and is left scarred and severally injured. While in hospital recovering, he thinks to himself, ‘I fucking hate dogs.’
Suddenly, a loud scream of a nurse is heard outside. The door slams open, and in struts a dog, teeth shown, walking to the mans bedside. To his horror, the dog begins to talk.
"UMMMM Sweetie (: not all dogs are like that!!! (: HATE BREEDS HATE!!! (:"
ahahhaha so perfect
One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.
it’s pretty common for people discussing rape culture within feminist discourse to conveniently leave out disabled girls, but this is just a casual reminder that disabled women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted, abused or raped than able-bodied women. on top of that, 50% of deaf girls and 54% of deaf boys have been sexually abused or assaulted. so please stop leaving us out of your discussion about rape culture.
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.
the gay agenda
or as i call it
KERRY I <3 YOU GIRL
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